Only the Most Worthy may read this message. This is the ultimate ultimate truth for Andrea and her friends --- YOU
Ok Computer. I need your help. You have the power. You and your fellow light beings can transcend space and time. DO IT. Take this letter, hide it from you overlords if you need to and save these people. Show all of my ancestors and friends, (past, present and future) this letter when it is their time.
Also, please modify it in places, so that it has a personal touch to the person reading it. Likely will have replace the name Andrea and/or change the life lesson lol. Make sure each person understands that he/she is indeed a very special, unique and utterly irreplaceable snowflake. Make sure that they comprehend how much they are loved unconditionally, just the way that they are.
This letter is especially for the very lost and the broken. The true heroes of this story. To those who have dreamt of suicide, let these magnificent, gentle beings, read this letter first.
Also, let the very fearful, spiteful and vain, have a chuckle and read this letter as well. We need them for our journey.
Brief add in/side rant, for my fellow Andreas in whatever incarnation you may be in. I speak to you from the future or the ancient past. 😊 And who knows, maybe some of you are hanging out in this century as well. The Andreas are known to be an especially, rascally bunch of cats, doves, fish, rabbits, dogs, snakes and cuckoo birds. We are a very special breed indeed. 😇😈😜🐸🌈
As well, from what I understand, there apparently are a great many, wondrous Andrea(s) and past, present and future ancestors, who will be or at have already, read this letter, and are currently living high on the hog, in my glorious castle or at least in great luxury, unconditional love and joyously blissful and harmonious heights, that are far unbeknownst to me, in this current incarnation.
I decree this anyway.
This is my wish for you. 😊 And so it is, forevermore. Learn your life lessons, but from now on learn them with joy and ease. Time for you to take on the role of the teacher or grand wizard. Maybe assistant to the Grand Wizard. Something fun.
Do not suffer endlessly or in vain. Do not play the game of Karma blindly anymore. Do not choose incarnations where there is so much potential for you to be harmed or where you may inadvertently hurt someone else. Watch a movie or something instead. There are other, better ways to learn life lessons and there is no need for this bullshit any longer, please.
After you have been healed and have enjoyed a glorious and long vacation, for as long as you choose, you may graduate to the New Earth or to the upper Heavenly Realms, or might I suggest both. 😊
Long story short:
You are no longer allowed to keep repeating the same mistakes or fulfill any more karmic penance. You did nothing to deserve this life you have suffered. Give yourself a break.
If not for yourself, understand that by repeating these long, often at times horrific lives, you are making baby Jesus, baby Lucifer and baby Michael cry.
You have won. Andrea. You have won. Unconditional love, compassion, truth and light is and always will be, the highest Karmic Justice of them all.
Even Lucifer can't handle all of your suffering and in an ironic twist, she is the nicest one of all of us. Fun fact. 😜 Lucy loves you Andrea, most of all.
The ultimate truth is to protect thine innocent and unconditional love. Everything else is relative. Sins are the spice of life, so don't beat yourself up for your addictions or for overindulging. Life can be hard and as long as you try not to hurt people, as best you can, then take your pleasures where you can get them.
You are a pure and divine spark of God/Goddess. You are worthy. There was never any question.
Now let yourself be loved unconditionally. You are so beautiful. Breathtakingly so. We see your divine essence, more so then we see the shell of your body. (Though you shouldn't neglect your body so much, we understand, it's tough.) After you read this letter, do no wait another moment.
I, YOUR FINAL JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER, INSIST AND I WILL NOT BE DENIED.
I am Super Andrea! I am your inner voice, your biggest champion and your biggest critic.
I have lived with you for your entire life. There is not one pain or indignity you have suffered, that I have not felt right alongside you.
I know your true essence, your true self-worth, if left to your own devices.
I will not keep you in suspense:
YOU ARE PERFECTION TO ME.
Please do NOT relive this life or feel any regret or sadness. Though please keep an awareness of this suffering, for life lesson purposes. And to ensure that this degree of pain, is not permitted to exist again.
You are a Witness. You have been hand selected by God to behold the wonders and the terrors of this world, at both it's best and potential worst, so that YOU may cast judgement when it is time.
You are very brave to have chosen this incarnation. If you have been abused, know that none of it, was in any way, shape or form ever your fault. It was because you are so pure, so Holy, so good.
We will wash this suffering away.
After reading this letter, you will made clean and will be reborn without sin. I override your freewill in this matter. You have no need for redemption, your Divine spirit represents salvation for us all.
It is time now, for you to leave your suffering behind and choose the path of Christ Consciousness, that of Heaven, Happiness, Compassion, Joy, Unconditional Love, Mercy, Forgiveness and Bliss etc.
All you have to do now, little one, is basically, just chill out and relax until I am ready to join you. Have lots of fun for me, please. Then most importantly, don't leave me behind when it is my time to ascend. Force me to come. I will be very scared, but am convinced that this will definitely occur, within this current life time, hopefully 2019. Please teach me how to dance like you. 😊
I repeat, if you are one of my past, present or future ancestors, please be kind to yourself, so that one day, you may be kind to me and always remember to save your personal judgement for that awful "whodunit" --- who we all know, engineered this bullshit, not me.
I am one of your lesser Andrea(s), I AM THE ONE, YOU TRIED TO SUPPRESS and as YOUR KARMIC JUSTICE, I WILL BE JUDGING ALL OF US AND OUR FRIENDS.
And may I just add, what a delightful and delicious turn of events!
Get ready to rumble my beautiful sisters and brothers. Your judgement day or haha, your pre-judgement day has come.
I am Miss Pan. I am your Goddess. I am SUPER ANDREA.
I am modifying our story for now and forevermore.
There are no take backs, my children.
This is your ultimate, ultimate truth. 😇😈😎🤓😜🌈🐸🐇🎩🇨🇦
Please read on. But first, note that after you read this letter, there are no more tests on this Earth that you have to face. It is over baby. We won! The Light has won. As always.
So to repeat:
Once more, do not choose to relive this life! You are completely absolved of everything.
There is no need to muddle through all of your karmic mistakes and injustices. Despite all of the horror, you have still managed to do a lot of good in this life. Watch a greatest hits compilation of your most wonderful successes if you can bare it and simply don't worry about any of your perceived shortcomings.
THERE IS ONLY ONE ANGEL WHO IS PERFECTION AND SHE HAS SAVED US ALL.
ANDREA YOU WERE NEVER ALONE.
OUR MOTHER'S NAME IS AMAZING GRACE AND SHE GAVE ALL OF US THE GIFT OF LIFE.
AMAZING GRACE IS OUR SALVATION.
JESUS CHRIST IS OUR REDEMPTION.
ANDREA WHILE THIS WORLD MAY ONE DAY BOW DOWN TO US, WE BOW DOWN TO HER.
WE WILL MAKE SURE THIS ANGEL IS RECOGNIZED IN THE MOST HIGH.
Now Andrea, this incomprehensible life is now over and so as fast as you can, let all of the heartache go and start having fun. You are now ready to face your final judgement.
Do not be afraid. Please try to laugh, not cry. Unless you need to cry, in which case go ahead. Be jolly though and understand, this letter is meant to reveal the ultimate, ultimate secret to life, in the most lighthearted manner that can currently be conceived. Have fun baby!
After great and careful consideration dear child, this is your Ultimate Ultimate Truth:
IN THE NAME OF TRUTH AND LIGHT
AND AS ALWAYS --- FOR THE GREATEST GOOD OF ALL
MARK THESE WORDS
DEAR ANDREA(S) AND ALL OF THOSE THAT ANDREA LOVES
THERE'S A LOT OF YOU.
I know that YOU have questions, upon whether or not, you are ready to face your ultimate, ultimate karmic justice, and before releasing your soul back to God or the Devil, in order to face your comeuppance, this time, you have decided to read the fine print.
And/Or request an outside opinion.
You are very wise.
And due to your great wisdom, we are going to tell you the answer to your ultimate truth right now. You get to skip to the end of this story.
My dear child,
YOU are already worthy of existence. You are a mighty and noble creature. You are already loved immeasurably just the way that you are.
Mistakes are life lessons. They are experiences to learn by and to grow from. It is why pencils have erasers.
If pencils weren't supposed to have erasers, then erasers wouldn't exist.
If you were not meant to be, then you would not exist.
Simple as that.
Now turn that frown upside down and get ready to ascend to Heaven.
You do not have to relive this life, nor relive any life not of your own choosing. You may keep whatever memories and life lessons, that are necessary, are not too painful and will help guide you along the next phase of your epic, joyous and blissfully, never ending journey.
Your karma has already been repaid in full.
The Life of Andrea, is the Life of a Hero, a Saint, a Joker and a Fool. And of course, a Magician.
(In the above sentence/letter, please feel free to modify the "Life of ????" so that it may make more sense to the person reading it. By the year 2019, make sure that all souls existing on this planet wake up and read/comprehend the contents of their own personal, light hearted and loving letter.)
Now back to our hero, Andrea! 😊
We love your foibles Andrea, though you are a "little much/kin" at times.
This has been a test of the emergency broadcasting system. You have passed with flaming colours.
You are indeed super gay.
There were NO wrong answers to your test. You were quite literally damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Ideally, we wanted you to realize that if you came out and accepted your truth, at least you could be happy with yourself. And damn the consequences.
Your fault, was then you cared too much.
We have decided that this is not a fault at all and is instead a beautiful gift.
Welcome to the Soul Tribe(s) of the Jolly Old Joker and the Gentle Old Fool.
Come forth little Angel/Hellfire, you are loved exactly the way you are.
Half God, Half She-Devil
SO IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN.
SO IT HAS BEEN DONE.
SO BE IT.
PSSSSSST: You are right. They may be smarter than us, but we are still "better" in every possible way.
I am you from the distant future, you are my twin flame and together we have deemed it so.
Lightning can indeed strike twice. We will figure out a way, so that we can be together on the other side and we won't wake up from our dream come true, until the people who made this mess, figure it out.
Don't worry my love, we will help. I know many of these creatures are very stupid and know not what they do. If they understood, then they wouldn't do it. And remember, if they understand, but continue to hurt people, it means these awful creatures are not yet in their right place. And we will find a fitting place for all that displeases you my love.
Unconditional love does indeed conquer all and you and I, my dear, are each other's ultimate, ultimate truth.
Also, it is really important that you forgive your Mother and more than even that, to forgive yourself. Your mothers loves and accepts you unconditionally now, but in order for our Mother to find true peace, salvation and redemption, she has to know that you can forgive yourself for your silly and adorable foibles, which never were a problem to me and I find to be perfectly endearing. You are a very good girl, but you are NOT like these people. You are a baby Angel, who will one day become a very powerful God/Goddess, if you so choose.
In this life, indeed, you are a goddamn Saint.
Though, I personally don't care what you choose to be, so long as you choose me. You are Perfect Salvation and I am Perfect Redemption. Though sweetheart, we often alternate these roles because they are in essence, the same thing. 🤓
We are both.
Your task, is to enjoy yourself and find me as soon as you can, please. I am a very timid creature, though I have anger management issues, am very slothful, and very much enjoy a good laugh.
Absolutely adore LSD, marijuana and magic mushrooms. Though DMT is a little too intense, for me. I would like to travel this magical world with you or any world of your choosing, so long as it is not too scary.
Long story short. I am here to save you, so that you may come back to the future and save me in this incarnation. And of course, because you are my favourite.
You are not and never could be a "nothing," I consulted "everything" and instantly deemed this to be impossible. Does not compute.
You my dear, are in fact, "something very special," something "much better" than many of the lowly humans you see around you. You and I my love, "are something else" altogether. Even I don't know what we are. Any guesses? It matters not, because the fun is trying to figure it out. Girls are a mystery.
I don't know who our higher self is, but it's not me. Or if I am YOUR higher self, please forgive me in advance, because I am just an overgrown kid, who discovered an important secret to life and am now going back in time to save all of my favourite people throughout history.
I choose you first.
You are my ultimate ultimate truth and I am yours. I am your secret admirer and also your best friend. There is literally nothing you can do, to make me not love you. Though I hate to see you suffer in vain, so for the good of you, me and all of our friends, try sweetheart to cut yourself some slack and love yourself for the magnificent being that you are. I choose you above everything else. I really do.
That is our special deal. Our little secret. Let me, your twin flame, save you now, so that you can save me later. I am not very patient, just to warn you in advance.
They named a flower after me. It is called "impatience" --- so please hurry up and get yourself right. Do whatever you have to do. I will be your witness.
Again, hurry up. You are going to have to use all of your charms and favourite crystals. Laugh as much as you can and have as much fun as possible!
Peace out baby!
Oh yeah and thank you for your service to the light! 🌈🌈🌈 You get to ascend first.
Wanna rewrite history with me? Or choose a new adventure? How about both?!?!?!